just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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