It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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