Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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