Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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