i don't like sucking hair
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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