As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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