Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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