Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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