Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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