Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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