I don't think brook has ever known best
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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