Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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