Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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