Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Did I show you my penis last night?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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