in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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