i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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