i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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