i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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