okay pat passed out under dana's car
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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