Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you win again, gameday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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