Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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