I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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