I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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