Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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