Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We don't watch enough power rangers
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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