That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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