I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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