at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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