and you said cock pushups were impossible
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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