ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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