do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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