...so i touched it.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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