you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The best revenge is premature balding
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
