its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My feet surprised me
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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