I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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