WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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