South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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