try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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