if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just threw up on my dentist
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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