someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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