Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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