In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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