ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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