4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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