Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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