just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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