Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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