plz talk dirty to me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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