Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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