He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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