just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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