butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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