escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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