So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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