so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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