We need to rekindle our bromance
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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