when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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